maybe if i sneeze hard enough, my whole nose will finally drop off and stop running
maybe if i walk out of my house now, i'll find the perfect present.
maybe if i call up my friends, i won't feel so lonely.
maybe if i work harder, i'll be someone better.
maybe if i look up, someone will be smiling down on me.
maybe if i stop being such a lazy bitch, something useful will get done.
maybe if my dad stops drinking so much cold water, he'll stop coughing.
maybe if i wish hard enough, everything i ever want will come true.

11:35am 22 dec '08